Apparently, I ran out of postage stamps because I stopped mailing in my posts. Nobody seemed to notice — except my biggest fan #BruinBoy — so meh. To be clear, I’m not throwing myself a pity party here. It’s just been a crappy couple of months so I was grateful to not have to worry about writing and trying to be funny. Even though this college football season wrote the jokes itself.
The biggest joke of them all, of course, is my beloved Miami Hurricanes. But you know:
Anyway, we’re entering the 15th and final week of #CFBT. And the question I know you’re all asking is… who’s going to win the Lane Kiffin Award? Like Kiffin, the recipient of this award is the best at failing up. This person will be the most improved in the standings between weeks 8 and 15.
But there’s no Week 8 standings posted…how will we know? Come on now, you guys. of course I screen grabbed that week’s results:
With one week left, #PitchForkJason is winning the Lane Kiffin Award – he’s improved 9 spots from 23rd to 14th. KatieEverybody is right behind him, having improved 8 spots, and @NYCaneGirl has improved 7 spots.
Overall standings — I don’t think Strauzer’s Insane Again has left the top spot all season. While #BruinBoy is happy he’s moved into third place, he’s gunning for Into Sumlin Good (while silently cursing Strauzer).
One week to go – mercifully without any Hurricanes powder puff football. I don’t think I could take it. I really don’t.
Let’s get it.